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wenn ich groß bin werde ich beim fashion-quiz moderator

(engl.) NoFap = (dt.) nichtsahnend

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watch out here come my posts
presented on a wooden easel lying on the carpeted floor, alongside a watercolor set and a few brushes, a painting of a haunted fleshy pig-sheep creature with a disturbingly goblinlike face, bleating in horror while standing on brown dirt inside a room with a window looking out on a blue sky and indistinct landscape, as well as a picture of what appear to be two similar creatures' heads in an oval frame, partly wreathed in brown weeds, hanging on the sickly yellow-green wall.

Zwei Hamburger im Mündchen

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nich euer ernst
werbeschild an einer brücke, aufschrift: "Ihr Rewe Markt Oleg Scheißer"

there's a new type of insufferable reply guy in town, and they're on here as well, sadly: the guy who puts your post into chatgpt and then posts the drivel generated from that. "i've passed this question on." "here's what the ai thinks about that." "have you tried asking chatgpt about this?" fuck off!

warum heißt es weltschmerz und nicht almanach

ne ampel die permanent auf gelb steht ist btw kaputt

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es fehlt einfach die kopf-ab-bereitschaft

my headcanon is that :3c is a hippo

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i've been noticing a trend that the plus sign used to indicate "more than" is moving from behind the number to the front. anybody else notice that? "+20 hours" instead of "20+ hours"

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I have not seen this and I don't like it

wait shit am I becoming prescriptivist

irgendwer hat es mir schon mal erklärt, aber ich habe es wieder vergessen: wofür steht das T in der abkürzung RTW?
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afaik ist der offizielle name des gefährtes rettungswagen, und nicht rettungstransportwagen - im gegensatz zum krankentransportwagen.

(dt.) Hausbesuch = (engl.) Moto GP

petition for cat content posters to avoid "purr" and "meow" puns
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just boycott them. vote with your purrse.

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(dt.) Sperrgebiet = (engl.) landshut

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Wieso heißt es Die Kleine Meerjungfrau und nicht Ein Fisch Namens Babe

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wieso heißt es arsch der welt und nicht poritzplatz

das aber mit tomaten
so ein klackerbürospielzeug mit kugeln, ihr kennt es

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[mystisch] der Blasse Kräuterseitling schmarotzt auf den Wurzeln des Laserkrautes

fänd ja lustig wenn der nächste cdu-parteitag in einer merzweghalle stattfände

Dasentbert der Grundlage

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Moving...
Second and probably last post of me in here - moving this account from Friendica to Mastodon at to @kb . JSYK. :)
@kb

so much of our lives' circumstances are determined by an initial roll of the dice, and it sometimes feels like the whole of the world is set up not to make it right, but to make it stick

the quickest of sketches... i am so rusty
comic style sketch of a winged figure recoiling from an energy exploding from the earth

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Remind Me
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@andrej Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Jan 18, 2024 at 10:55 AM PST.
@Kill cars for climate!
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Remind Me
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@andrej Here is your reminder!
@Kill cars for climate!

(dt.) Gleisschäden = (ital.) Cappuccino

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wenn ich an meinen earl-grey-cookies nibbele, fühle ich mich jedes mal wieder wie ein teenager

a large dog biscuit is called a pound cake

da piel mir doch einer einen schausch!

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wo kriegen die klimaprotestler jetzt nur die ganzen traktoren her

frohes noise!

the rap battle was quite the dis play

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(dt.) Spiegel = (engl.) self check-out

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🎤 Korkenzieher, liebe Korkenzieher mein, wann werden wir wieder beisammen sein 🎶
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finde btw wenig musik schlimmer als gnadenlos überproduzierte kinderlieder

i have just three words to say about the hitman series of games' mechanics: off the mark

is there a browser extension or something that will let me automatically add terms to my google searches? i'd like to add "-buy -shop -cart -warenkorb -kaufen" to basically every search but it's always a hassle to type...

(dt.) Klempnerspalte = (engl.) bottom line

a cab will carry as many people as public transportation, just one at a time. if you will, a serial bus
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If the cab has not only normal seats but also supports wheelchairs and infant seats then that's also quite universal.

also: have a wonderful 23rd of december, or "christmas steve"

confession time: my eyes glaze over when a post contains foo, bar, or, god beware, baz. same with alice and bob.
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