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wieso heißt es kopfrechnen und nicht zahlenmäßig überlegen
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aus der Reihe "Früchte des Zorns"

heute

Ragequitten

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(engl.) hot garbage = (dt.) Temperaturabfall
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wieso heißt es familienwappen und nicht geschlechtstyle

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(dt.) sapiosexuell = (engl.) come to grips

playing a bit of geoguessr
screenshot showing that i finished the daily challenge in 78th place out of 10,264 participants, which is in the top 0.75%

as I'm delving deeper into geoguessr, I frequently think about how these snapshots of the world we are exploring are also a kind of permanent goodbye to the world as it is in them. the climate catastrophe is going to change so much about our planet, rising sea levels are going to obliterate entire coastal features, biomes will change, areas will become much wetter, much drier, much hotter. and we are looking at images of countries when they were at peace, even if today they aren't. houses that have in the meantime collapsed. fields that still show crops that aren't there any more. forests that have been cut down and turned into furniture. it's a weird sort of melancholy that takes me sometimes as I'm trying to figure out where exactly this or that kind of palm grows.
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wayfinder
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btw, if you're playing too, and reading this - send me a friend request on there!

...and to you as well, sign
hand-painted roadside sign saying "PERFECT PEACE"

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Leute Lifehack des Jahrhunderts: Wenn man auf der Handytastatur "mal" mit kleinem m tippen will, muss man "msl" tippen, dann wird es dahin korrigiert. (Wenn man es gleich mit der gewünschten Schreibweise probiert, wird das M immer groß-verschlimmbessert.)

(dt.) Einzelkind = (engl.) Babylonian
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gonna tell my grandkids this was skibidi toilet
scatman john, looking dapper

Boah, sagte der Fuchs, die Trauben sind ja wirklich sauer?
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update: IMMER NOCH KEINE ERGEBNISSE?!?!?!?
wayfinder @wayfu "Es wurden keine mit Ihrer Suchanfrage - "club mate" "web-brause" - übereinstimmenden Dokumente gefunden." Journalisten, auf geht's! 3:37 PM · Aug 14, 2012

atemlos? durch *die* nacht?!
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wieso heißt es küken und nicht schlüpfer
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why is it called mint and not quarterpounder
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Hab mir einen neuen Fluch eingetreten: Mein Gehirn kann an keinem trochäischen Vierheber mehr vorbeigehen, ohne "Tochter aus Elysium" dazuzudenken.
Langewiesche Butterschinken Aktion 1,79€

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(dt.) Alm = (arab.) Kuwait
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i made did some graphics for the latest mfx demo, international garage+ (you can watch it here: mfx.drastic.net/view/internati…)

i created grayscale vector images that were then dynamically colored and projected onto the walls in the demo.

find a little sample attached if friendica can do it!

International Garage+

webgl demo 'International Garage+'
mfx.drastic.net
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dojoe
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love the little bird on the elephant's tail ❤
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one thing that sucks about computers these days but I haven't figured out a pithy way to communicate it to non-nerds:

every time someone requires a smartphone 'app' to use their service
every time someone discontinues the desktop client and replaces it with a massive javascript-based web app
every time someone wants you to scan a qr code

they are offloading work onto you. they're demanding that you pay for things which were previously understood to be something they provided. they're soaking up your battery power, your time, your bandwidth, and they're profiting from it.

the app for your apartment laundry or your dishwasher saves them money on collecting fees, or saves them money by reducing the number of buttons in their product.

the discontinued desktop client (the web app) takes load off their servers and puts it on your computer, or your phone. at the expense of your bandwidth and power.

the restaurant with its 'scan here for the menu' saves the money on printing menus and offloads that cost onto your phone battery.

it's not just a surrender of control. it's not just the injection of the internet into critical paths where it was not before. they're taking your money.

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why is it called ardour and not cubase libre

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wieso heißt es Dosengemüse und nicht Ausbüchsen
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Please tell me the capital of the Mushroom Kingdom is called Funghi Town

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McMartin
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At least one of the RPGs takes place in another kingdom and their city includes a "Little Fungitown" predominantly inhabited by toads, so there is evidence for this thesis

there you are!
map of a Kazhakh village called Kommunizm

who starts a washer cycle at 11pm? oh that's right, my frickin neighbor does
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wayfinder
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it's explicitly forbidden in our rent contracts for noise reasons
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the sow of iron

an iron pig statue, hastily and clumsily photoshopped on the eye of sauron from the lotr movies

sorry i had to get this one out of my system or it would have become an intrusive thought

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Scott Hühnerkrisp
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kenne diesen urge sehr gut
trotzdem thanks!
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saw this pop up briefly in geoguessr; south africa: what?
a village called chevy chase on the map
a sign advertising chevy chase land care, from google street view
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i only just noticed that that landcare south africa logo is a very peculiar way to draw the continent 🤲🍆
the aforementioned logo, two green hands cupping a whitespace simplified africa that looks like a big ol' droopy cock'n'balls with SA acting as the glans
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x.com - terror from the deep

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You and me, baby, are nothing but Mahnmale

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my can of carbonated drink seems to resonate at pretty much exactly 440 hz when bubbles pop; i just checked it against a test tone
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Scott Hühnerkrisp
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wenn ich das gepostet hätte, hättest du wahrscheinlich mit einer brillanten Reply gekontert, bei mir reichte es nur zu diesem schlechten Reim:

„My can of Jever
is on A4“

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wayfinder
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es war doch aber ein softdrink, und damit der beweis: es braucht keinen alkohol für die stimmung
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Das leiseste Transportmittel ist vmtl. das Schalldämpferd
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(engl.) infinite = (dt.) achtseitig
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someone needs to communicate to these satellite spammers than you can't turn a PLANET into a dyson sphere
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Ein Zwergwal im Walzwerk

i think this is the first time i find myself in one of these memes

Linux Renaissance

2024-09-23 09:34:29


:giga_chad: #Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming
a meme describing how games used to be optimized back then vs how AAA game developers are lazy today

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Lambdacore
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@darth
but wait, there's more in the #demoscene ;-) the whole sizecoding releases of the last years will make your head explode 🙂
#demoscene @Linux Renaissance

ich fürchte solange vw, mercedes und porsche keine loks bauen wird das nix

ey Volker, hör die Signale!

few things in corporate/organizational communication make me feel less appreciated, valued, and seen as a person than interspersing your text with emojis, or having every message end on one
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The older I get the more I realize just how common talent is in the world. Knowing that doesn't make talent any less impressive, just that it makes you appreciate how rare opportunity is.

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wieso heißt es glatzkopf und nicht kalahari
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