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ich habe gerade erfahren, dass "MTB" die abkürzung für "mountainbike" ist, und frage mich seitdem mal wieder, wofür das T steht (ähnlich wie beim RTW schon mal - da war es eingefügt, weil "RW" schon vergeben war.)

wenn es das t in "mountain" sein soll, dann müsste es doch eigentlich "MtB" geschrieben werden, oder?

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as a large fashion model,
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Mt. Ainbike, das ist der Berg auf dem die ersten Downhill-Rennen veranstaltet wurden
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Matthias Warkus
Matthias Warkus
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Ich denke, hier spielt die Assonanz zu »ATB« (all-terrain bike) und »ATV« (all-terrain vehicle) eine Rolle

nie, nie wieder hermes
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Scott Hühnerkrisp
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das tut mir leid. Ich hatte mal einen Twitteraccount mit Fotos von Hermes-Paketshops, da sind mir manchmal Beschwerden in die DMs geslidet.
Screenshot einer Twitter-DM mit folgendem Text: Hallo, ich würde sehr gerne wissen ob es der @Hermes Fahrer auch mal schafft ein Packet auszuliefern? An zwei Tagen hintereinander wurde das Packet nicht ausgeliefert!!! Ich war an beiden Tagen zuhause..... 1. Tag kein Zettel mit dem Hinweis wo das Packet war. 2. Tag wenigstens ein Zettel im Briefkasten, sind die Fahrer so sehr unter Druck oder sind die einfach nicht fähig ihre Arbeit zu erledigen?!
Screenshot einer Twitter-DM mit folgendem Text: Hallo ich habe ein Paket bei Amazon bestellt und wurde über Hermes Paket Dienst geliefert und zugestellt, habe aber kein Paket bekommen möchte wissen bei wem mein Paket abgeben wurde habe auch kein Zettel im Briefkasten gehabt. Hier die Nummer: [unkenntlich gemacht]
Screenshot einer Twitter-DM mit folgendem Text: Hallo, Wieso dauert es so lange füt ein kleines paket von Hamburg nach Rotterdam? Es ist seit 5 december noch immer "sortiert"
Screenshot einer Twitter-DM mit folgendem Text: Das tausendste Mal haben Sie MEINE Pakete anstatt zu mir in die Praxis, an den Paketshop unten im Haus geliefert, mir KEINE Nachricht davon gegeben Und die Ware ging zurück nach CHINA. Das habe ich jetzt TAUSEND Mal reklamiert. Wann wollen SIE DAS ÄNDERN???

"shudder" is just a shorter way to say "calm your tits"

don't like these always-attached bottle caps. when i pour, the cap slides down and the liquid starts to pour into the cap instead of where i am aiming; when i drink, the cap gets me in the chin or in the nose. and as a final fuck you, it takes a lot longer to find the right position to screw it back on than one that you had in your hand in the correct orientation while you were drinking or pouring
a sketch of the drinking issue
a sketch of the pouring problem

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wayfinder
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the ones i was fighting with when I wrote the post were these:

an opened bottle with a cap hanging on by visibly distressed, flimsy strands of plastic that look about ready to tear under any amount of stress

i'm holding up a different bottle and cap, one where the cap attachments have broken off at the cap end

with this type, most commonly, one or both of the connections will break the first time you tilt the cap into its "open" position.

and even if they don't break, they'll be flimsy enough and deformed enough that the ring slides around

cw: a funny butt


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lately, most videos on youtube from creators with more than like a thousand subscribers will have the first couple of comments be from spambots that say something like "your channel is so wholesome! this content is giving live 👏 i am excited to see what you'll talk about next!" and then it has just a full frame of butt as its profile picture.

but you know what, i don't mind! i just think of them as dorothy in one of my favorite pictures of all time:

a mural in some sort of wizard of oz theme park, with cutouts for people to put their heads in and get their photo taken as the gang, with three smiling wholesome family vacationers as the lion, the tin man, and the scarecrow, and then the dorothy face is just two ass cheeks

baby are you classic video game company taito, cause you make me argh! annoyed

resilienter fußfetischist, der immer wieder auf die beine kommt

moin
screenshot von google translate: (dt.) Mond = (türk.) ay

so this serial ponzi-like thing where people build hype but tank a company, create a new one and hype that to pay off the previous failure's refunds, debts, etc., then tank it, move on to the next, ... does that have a name that actually gets to the predatory nature of the pattern and doesn't glorify it as entrepreneurship?

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cathos
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I've been wondering this too. I hear 'pump & dump' and 'leveraged buyout' a lot, but those feel... incomplete and imperfect in these situations.
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cathos
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i suppose the leveraged buyout is kindof the opposite side of the tech startup thing where they build a company fast on loads of debt, hoping to be bought out and liquidated.
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honey, i'm home!
Map of a place in Mongolia called Mörön

Willkommen bei @Gabriel Yoran
Schild mit der Aufschrift "expressive Osmose"
@Gabriel Yoran

i just had the stupidest idea for impractical footwear, and i'm wondering if anything like that already exists:

the floatshoe

basically, a ring for your calf to sit in, possibly with a sort of funnel or straps to more evenly spread the weight, mounted on struts that connect to a "sole", so that your feet hang in the air freely as you walk

a very rough sketch of a person walking in these contraptions, and more detailed front and side views. none of the drawings make it look any more comfortable or practical than the description in the post, i'm afraid.

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Lambdacore
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Hm. Problem I see with this is the lack of forward stabilization that feet provide. Plus you introduce an additional pivot point. I would imagine that walking in these devices will prove to be quite difficult.
I'm curious - what's the use case?
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khm
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chell wears an early version of this in portal
the player model of Chell from the Portal games

(dt.) Jachthafen = (engl.) DisplayPort

hochqualitative berichterstattung bei der funke mediengruppe

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screenshot eines videos mit branding der funke mediengruppe, in dem ein tweet über einen wal zu sehen ist, der gerade einen taucher in den mund genommen hat. darunter ein untertitel, in dem "spuckt ihn dann wieder aus" als "spukt in dann wieder aus" geschrieben wird
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wayfinder
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sorry, funke medien gruppe - zeit fürs deppenleerzeichen muss sein

trying to keep track of my emerging pet peeves:

- the "you ask" pattern

i've noticed a huge increase in this over the past few years; people in tv shows, on youtube, sometimes in movies, will pronounce questions as if they were going to add "..., you ask?" to them. i hate it

- the "name in commas" pattern

this is becoming an absolute epidemic in social media; here are a few examples:

"Occultist, Aleister Crowley, was an accomplished mountain climber."
"Rheinmetall CEO, Armin Papperger, reports that the company will not only deliver ..."
"Iran sentences renowned director, Mohammad Rasoulof, to 8 years in prison and flogging"

the thing that's perhaps noteworthy about both of these is the vehemence with which they will be defended as supposedly correct. my fear, of course, is that they actually are.

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Kilian Evang
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I wonder what the "you ask" pattern is, exactly. Pitch rising higher at the end than normal question intonation?
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wayfinder
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yeah, basically.

rhetorical questions in particular fall victim to it a lot of the time.

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Kilian Evang
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Interesting, I'd never noticed the "name in commas" pattern. Using the terminology of Schneider and Zeldes (2021), I would describe it as name descriptors (more specifically: embellishments) treated incorrectly as appositives in orthography.

aclanthology.org/2021.udw-1.14…

Das Kasperlenspiel

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every time someone posts a link to an article on yahoo, this is the full extent of the preview:

"Yahooist Teil der Yahoo Markenfamilie www.yahoo.com"

Not even mentioning the two errors in just five words of headline, there's no actual preview of the content of the article...

when people using the false plural "octopi", do they also do it for other words ending in -us for which -i is not the correct plural form?

i propose to name this field of study "autobi"-ography

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The Birdbassador
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i think the scientists have mostly given up on "octopi" (mostly because "octopodes" is also fake and "octopuses" sounds bad), but there are still folks fighting the good fight against "virii"

why do so many people write "isaac" as "issac"? it's like an epidemic, probably more common as a misspelling than "micheal" at this point. i wonder what the reason behind that is...
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Kilian Evang
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I've observed in myself that typos involving double letters often involve doubling the wrong letter. It seems our brains store the information "double a letter" in some sense separately from the doubled letter.
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Zitrone
Zitrone
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@texttheater yeah, i do that frequently, too. also somtimes terribly wrong (even a firstgrader would spot) but equal sounding vowels. even in handwriting! its soo interesting.
@Kilian Evang

Kneten auch Sie noch heute ein Dar!

making salsa, one of the few pleasurable jarring experiences

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slightly ticked off again that discord cannot search in threads

please, i beg of you all... no more cat puns with "purr" or "meow"
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as a large fashion model,
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apologies, I honestly thought the "fursona" angle was sufficiently original as opposed to "purrsonally" :f
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(engl.) STI = (dt.) Bumsenbrenner

why do we say incel and not F-Zero

(engl.) shoegaze = (dt.) Bodensee

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don't quixote

by age 46 you should have a sizable collection of grammar pet peeves (about 50% of which are indicators of aging out of language as it is in common use, even if that common use is stupid as fuck)
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khm
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is this the thread where I list them out or do I just continue silently judging people

you can measure how owned someone is with a their-mom-meter

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i've seen that screenshot from the fox news show about libraries* roll through my feed a few times now, and i keep wondering what they thought the comma was for in "drug-infested, sex dens"


*not reproducing it again because meh

i'm guessing the british government could improve their perceived trustworthiness by a measurable amount if they stopped calling everything they do a "scheme"

it just sounds so sinister and implies ulterior motives!

this eclipse is very confusing, suddenly everyone likes corona

They're doing some lampshading outside my place
two brushes giving the street lamp outside my place a new coat of paint

I recently uploaded two new tracks to my soundcloud, and I've had multiple spammers/scammers reach out to declare their undying love for the tracks and offer their services listing it on all the marketplaces, etc. It really does feel like there's a normalized base level of this sort of thing almost everywhere on the web, like parasites, bacteria and viruses in the environment, just a constant pressure of hopeful little bloodsuckers. Every place needs some sort of immune system against these omnipresent threats (and usually, this is not something the platform does, so in effect they force their users into a defensive posture by default.) It's pretty dire, in my opinion.

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(engl.) Rod Turner = (türk.) Döner Kebap

I made music for a second thing! pouet.net/prod.php?which=96616

Evoke 25 by LJ

demo for Windows, 8th at Revision 2024
pouët.net

I made music for a thing: mfx.drastic.net/view/asura/

Best enjoyed at 1080p with a nice-ish GPU!


Asura

webgl demo 'Asura'
mfx.drastic.net

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getting over it


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Rip whoever died in this rest stop
a ramen and ice tea display mounted on what looks like a ghost bike

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