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i was watching a youtube video, and the narrator said something like "... and we know how the meteor impact changed the world thanks to palaeontology" in that specific "thanks to squarespace" cadence and i instinctively reached for the mouse to fast forward, assuming "palaeontology" was the sponsor of the video

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warum heißt es Boxkampf guck und nicht Haustier

gerade aus versehen einen deutsch synchronisierten filmtrailer gesehen und 😬😬😬

unnatürlich, unpassend, sinnentstellend—selbst auf kleinstem raum einfach nicht auszuhalten

ARE BOSTARDS

allow me to deal you some psychic damage
"What is a food you could eat everyday?" "I wanted things to turnout differently" "Onto the next challenge!" "I'm ready to takeover" "we're going to crackdown on it" "checkout my music!" "all his profits have to goto them" "you're not doing anymore than the others" "i don't want to hangout" "she didn't want to breakup" "by now it's apart of me!" "you're my bestfriend" "but I know it won't workout" "we don't have space for anymore toys" "if you could shutdown one restaurant” "anytime I do this it hurts" "... or they maybe wrong" "I've setup everything" "after you breakdown the pricing" "i didn't lookup the games"

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ads will increase until morale improves

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(dt.) Auf den Toiletten herrscht Rauchverbot = (engl.) Klos but no cigar

wenn mir jemand sagt "bring your a game"
ein mann mit einer bartagame auf dem arm

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okay here are my two least favorite meme templates, if you all could stop using them and stop sharing them it would make my life a lot nicer:

1. come on down to the XXX XXXX XXX
we have
[six pictures of stuff like clothes on a line captioned "droopy bois" and something called "despressing steve"]


2. stop doing XXX XXX XXXXXX
[...]
they have played us for absolute fools

thanks!

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wayfinder
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please note that this is explicitly not an invitation to post any of them in response, nor to combine the two and post that

grüezi insomnia, please release me

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Krautsalat
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Mixcloud

Krautsalat
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Benjamin Wild at Liquid Sound Club, Bad Schandau 9.2022
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Mixcloud

Benjamin Wild at Liquid Sound Club, Bad Schandau 9.2022
www.mixcloud.com
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Benjamin Wild
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könnte ich das mp3 hier hochladen? naja, dropbox hat es gleich und dann sende ich dir den link per mail.. den ambient 2-mix höre ich auch selbst gerne und oft / schade, dass ich keine weitere gelegenheit gefunden habe das nochmal live zu machen.

why are halloween puns so much worse than regular ones?
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Fabian Giesen
Fabian Giesen
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get ready for halloween season (en.) = en gourd (fr.)

FYI: I'm having the honor of test driving a shiny new abraum mastodon instance. Don't be shocked if you see double!

I'll keep this profile, but since I genuinely enjoy the Mastodon UI more than what friendica offers, I will mainly be on there, so find me there if you havent already :)

abraum.social/@darya

@Darya

bofa deez authorizations

winter is coming. have some music mixed accordingly 🪗 by mr pries!

Ronny Pries

2023-10-05 08:58:43


Mixes for grey days


Looks like Deadline also concluded the summer season. It's that kind of lovely grey outside again. My Dubtechno season officially started :) In case you need some cozy/deep mixes to work to:

soundcloud.com/der-das-kfmw-ak…
soundcloud.com/der-das-kfmw-ak…
mixcloud.com/RonnyPries/rktic-…
mixcloud.com/RonnyPries/music-…



2013 #03: rktic - Und das Rauschen

Style: Dubtechno Lenght: 02:29:27 Quality: 320 k/bits Tracklist: 01 rktic - Intro 02 Mekha - Farewell 03 Silent Harbour -Sal
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Faces of the Reeperbahn.

are you telling me a lipser paid for this vice

Spending more and more time here (with own and party accounts) than on the Allmighty Algorithm websites. It's nice to see actual content from people – I missed this!

(📸 Thanks to justmona for capturing me having a good time at Deadline.)

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felix b. ohmann
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i will bring up mastodon at abraum.social for testing this week. lets see how that goes. :)

das muss wohl eine dieser man-in-the-middle-attacken sein von denen man immer wieder hört
Screenshot einer Headline der Berliner Morgenpost: Berlin: Heftige Auseinandersetzung: Mann in Mitte niedergestochen

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(dt.) Herz = (engl.) liveticker

für mich ist der entscheidende unterschied in der sympathie zwischen bluesky und mastodon im moment, dass ich dort genauso viele leute mute und blocke wie auf twix zum schluss, und hier praktisch nie wen.

topologically, a vinyl DJ set is a series of tubes

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Mixes for grey days

Looks like Deadline also concluded the summer season. It's that kind of lovely grey outside again. My Dubtechno season officially started :) In case you need some cozy/deep mixes to work to:

soundcloud.com/der-das-kfmw-ak…
soundcloud.com/der-das-kfmw-ak…
mixcloud.com/RonnyPries/rktic-…
mixcloud.com/RonnyPries/music-…


2013 #03: rktic - Und das Rauschen

Style: Dubtechno Lenght: 02:29:27 Quality: 320 k/bits Tracklist: 01 rktic - Intro 02 Mekha - Farewell 03 Silent Harbour -Sal
SoundCloud

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Dreamline!

Deadline Demoparty

2023-10-04 15:48:40


Sneak Peek: #deadline2023 Photo Impressions by @darya (that's me!)

there has GOT to be a different way to market this pet food
Three piles of wet shredded boiled meat that while lovingly arranged, tastefully framed by fresh produce and quaint glass bottles and expertly photographed look like big heaps of chunky vomit, with the names of the three products below: Barfcomplete "Bio", Barfcomplete "Special", Barfcomplete "Kitty".

(dt.) Kufe = (engl.) Schublade

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die überraschung wenn die keilschrift gar nicht oval ist

Still - Katsumaki

Pixtur and I made a thing for the Deadline PC Demo compo:

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i painted a thing

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apparently there are several secret ways to enable writes on read-only memory. but what ARE the ramifications?

wieso heißt es wasserkraftwerk und nicht strom aus fall

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why is it girlboss and not misschief
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dojoe
dojoe
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ich: <hängt Bild auf, geht kurz raus>
du: <kippt Bild leicht>
ich: <kommt wieder rein> mist, schief
du: gnihihi

absoluter usability-fail: google-kalender-sidebar in gmail:

so wird mir das angezeigt, wenn ich auf den heutigen tag klicke:

soweit, so gut - oder?

nee. der termin ist morgen. ich habe heute keine termine, also skippt der kalender den tag komplett. wenn ich etwas hochscrolle, wird das auch klar:

wer denkt sich sowas aus? durch wieviele hände ist das gegangen, ohne aufzufallen?

unfassbar.

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