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Das leiseste Transportmittel ist vmtl. das Schalldämpferd

(engl.) infinite = (dt.) achtseitig

someone needs to communicate to these satellite spammers than you can't turn a PLANET into a dyson sphere

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Ein Zwergwal im Walzwerk

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i think this is the first time i find myself in one of these memes

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2024-09-23 09:34:29


:giga_chad: #Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming
a meme describing how games used to be optimized back then vs how AAA game developers are lazy today

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ich fürchte solange vw, mercedes und porsche keine loks bauen wird das nix

ey Volker, hör die Signale!

few things in corporate/organizational communication make me feel less appreciated, valued, and seen as a person than interspersing your text with emojis, or having every message end on one

wieso heißt es glatzkopf und nicht kalahari

(engl.) ChatGPT = (dt.) AI der DAUs

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i am beyond chuffed that khao kheow open zoo named their pygmy hippo babies after thai pork dishes.

this is moo daeng (roast red pork - delicious!)

an absolutely adorable baby pygmy hippo opening its mouth wide

(ital.) gondoliere = (dt.) Kammbootsholer 🧀
eine Reihe romantischer Gondeln im venezianischen Kanal. Am Bug haben die Boote kammartige Verzierungen

i really dislike media that makes me go "did... did a writer write this?" (i.e. writer protagonist, ~the power of stories~, coming-of-age movie where someone wants to become a writer, struggling novelist returns to backwater home, that kind of thing)

and it's so pervasive!

please, someone write what you don't know too at some point

YOUR KÜRB ENTHUSIASM

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"Rotzbremse" ist ein Mundhaarmoniker

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ja na klar, wir lüften mal so richtig ausgiebig und vergessen darüber, dass draußen 34 grad sind

is there already a word for the feeling caused by the realization that the article you are reading is a chatgpt product

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krl
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what about the other way round? so badly written text, that you wish it was AI generated instead?

i don't drink coffee, but i would like its smell piped into my home around this time, 4pm, every day please

learning through the medium of geoguessr that my left-right confusion does extend to east and west
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and now it has me wondering whether it has something to do with my inclination toward left-right symmetry in art...

i sometimes worry that i've made the wrong parts of my memory searchable

cleaning hummus off my glasses 😡

auto-antonym: wie man in berlin auf dem fahrrad überholt wird, ist gleichzeitig ganz dicht und nicht ganz dicht

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where does this apparently omnipresent desire to put a comma after the subject in a sentence come from? i see it in english and german
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wayfinder
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sounds like a match!

(dt.) Heiratsschwindler = (spa.) mariposa
(dt.) Telefonhörer = (ital.) amore
(engl.) teetotaler = (dt.) Kanone
(dt.) Imker = (ital.) carabinieri

Urmel? Aus *dem* Eis?

peace of mind only arrives when you have blocked enough users in a discord that you don't know who the 10 blocked messages are from

our demo PARADISE won 1st place at evoke! i am beyond stoked!

watch it here: mfx.drastic.net/view/paradise/

paradise

webgl demo 'paradise'
mfx.drastic.net
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Watched it now, cool stuff! Photosensitivity warning wasn't a joke :D

I'm at evoke, having a blast!
a watercolor painting of a graffiti style EVK 25 logo done in a three layer style: sky, flesh and grass, with fire on top and a thick black outline on wall-brown

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who called it incest porn and not pumpkin spice

wieso heißt es verifizierter account bei x und nicht kreuzhaken

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i am a bit annyoed that the paris olympics graphics do not correctly display letters outside the english alphabet

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i really wish the map at whentaken.com would work, but it's so broken that i can't play. why even use apple maps in the first place?! anyway, i can't do anything about it, so no more whentaken for me :(

Von Waschen und Trommeln
Ein Gedicht

Die WaMa war schon immer schlecht,
Doch wird es immer schlimmer, echt.
Drum hab ich für Verband gesorgt,
Drei neue beim Versand geborgt.

Die Shirts, die ich beim Testen wasche,
Kenn' ich wie meine Westentasche.
So weiß ich welches Modell gut war
Und bei welchem ich vor Wut gar'.

Auch wenn's Maschinchen leise schaut,
Sind die Dinger scheise laut!
Was sie aus meinen Stücken rein'jen,
Lässt Nachbarn meinen Rücken stein'jen.

Doch das entlockt mir massig Lachen,
Das bin nicht ich, das lass' ich machen!
Ergebnis in Kartei gepackt,
Auf and're Mietpartei gekackt.

when people draw using their right hand, it always just looks wrong

Ziesars Palas

You're telling me the Commodore's name is Seasick Steve, or..?

update done
people of the abraum, just to let you know, friendica has been updated to the latest version!

"noice" comes from whiskey jargon and just means "neat"!

Gehörgang, Naselaufen und Seepromenade sind auch nur Spezialfälle von Sinneswandel

wieso heißt es tetris und nicht kompass
wieso heißt es pornhub-abo und nicht kompass
wieso heißt es pc-spezialist und nicht kompass

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