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update: IMMER NOCH KEINE ERGEBNISSE?!?!?!?
wayfinder @wayfu "Es wurden keine mit Ihrer Suchanfrage - "club mate" "web-brause" - übereinstimmenden Dokumente gefunden." Journalisten, auf geht's! 3:37 PM · Aug 14, 2012

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atemlos? durch *die* nacht?!

wieso heißt es küken und nicht schlüpfer

why is it called mint and not quarterpounder

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(dt.) Alm = (arab.) Kuwait

i made did some graphics for the latest mfx demo, international garage+ (you can watch it here: mfx.drastic.net/view/internati…)

i created grayscale vector images that were then dynamically colored and projected onto the walls in the demo.

find a little sample attached if friendica can do it!

International Garage+

webgl demo 'International Garage+'
mfx.drastic.net
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dojoe
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love the little bird on the elephant's tail ❤

why is it called ardour and not cubase libre

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wieso heißt es Dosengemüse und nicht Ausbüchsen

there you are!
map of a Kazhakh village called Kommunizm

who starts a washer cycle at 11pm? oh that's right, my frickin neighbor does
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wayfinder
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it's explicitly forbidden in our rent contracts for noise reasons

the sow of iron

an iron pig statue, hastily and clumsily photoshopped on the eye of sauron from the lotr movies

sorry i had to get this one out of my system or it would have become an intrusive thought

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Scott Hühnerkrisp
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kenne diesen urge sehr gut
trotzdem thanks!
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saw this pop up briefly in geoguessr; south africa: what?
a village called chevy chase on the map
a sign advertising chevy chase land care, from google street view
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wayfinder
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i only just noticed that that landcare south africa logo is a very peculiar way to draw the continent 🤲🍆
the aforementioned logo, two green hands cupping a whitespace simplified africa that looks like a big ol' droopy cock'n'balls with SA acting as the glans

You and me, baby, are nothing but Mahnmale

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my can of carbonated drink seems to resonate at pretty much exactly 440 hz when bubbles pop; i just checked it against a test tone
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Scott Hühnerkrisp
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wenn ich das gepostet hätte, hättest du wahrscheinlich mit einer brillanten Reply gekontert, bei mir reichte es nur zu diesem schlechten Reim:

„My can of Jever
is on A4“

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wayfinder
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es war doch aber ein softdrink, und damit der beweis: es braucht keinen alkohol für die stimmung

Das leiseste Transportmittel ist vmtl. das Schalldämpferd

(engl.) infinite = (dt.) achtseitig

someone needs to communicate to these satellite spammers than you can't turn a PLANET into a dyson sphere

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Ein Zwergwal im Walzwerk

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i think this is the first time i find myself in one of these memes

Linux Renaissance

2024-09-23 09:34:29


:giga_chad: #Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming
a meme describing how games used to be optimized back then vs how AAA game developers are lazy today

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ich fürchte solange vw, mercedes und porsche keine loks bauen wird das nix

ey Volker, hör die Signale!

few things in corporate/organizational communication make me feel less appreciated, valued, and seen as a person than interspersing your text with emojis, or having every message end on one

wieso heißt es glatzkopf und nicht kalahari

(engl.) ChatGPT = (dt.) AI der DAUs

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i am beyond chuffed that khao kheow open zoo named their pygmy hippo babies after thai pork dishes.

this is moo daeng (roast red pork - delicious!)

an absolutely adorable baby pygmy hippo opening its mouth wide

(ital.) gondoliere = (dt.) Kammbootsholer 🧀
eine Reihe romantischer Gondeln im venezianischen Kanal. Am Bug haben die Boote kammartige Verzierungen

i really dislike media that makes me go "did... did a writer write this?" (i.e. writer protagonist, ~the power of stories~, coming-of-age movie where someone wants to become a writer, struggling novelist returns to backwater home, that kind of thing)

and it's so pervasive!

please, someone write what you don't know too at some point

YOUR KÜRB ENTHUSIASM

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"Rotzbremse" ist ein Mundhaarmoniker

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ja na klar, wir lüften mal so richtig ausgiebig und vergessen darüber, dass draußen 34 grad sind

is there already a word for the feeling caused by the realization that the article you are reading is a chatgpt product

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krl
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what about the other way round? so badly written text, that you wish it was AI generated instead?

i don't drink coffee, but i would like its smell piped into my home around this time, 4pm, every day please

learning through the medium of geoguessr that my left-right confusion does extend to east and west
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wayfinder
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and now it has me wondering whether it has something to do with my inclination toward left-right symmetry in art...

i sometimes worry that i've made the wrong parts of my memory searchable

cleaning hummus off my glasses 😡

auto-antonym: wie man in berlin auf dem fahrrad überholt wird, ist gleichzeitig ganz dicht und nicht ganz dicht

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where does this apparently omnipresent desire to put a comma after the subject in a sentence come from? i see it in english and german
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wayfinder
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sounds like a match!

(dt.) Heiratsschwindler = (spa.) mariposa
(dt.) Telefonhörer = (ital.) amore
(engl.) teetotaler = (dt.) Kanone
(dt.) Imker = (ital.) carabinieri

Urmel? Aus *dem* Eis?
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