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They're doing some lampshading outside my place

i wonder how this emoji construction looks in other clients...

Rip whoever died in this rest stop

ich hab noch mal das gerät gecheckt was du haben wolltest

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serviceperson hat meine verabschiedung interpretiert wie sie dachte. vielleicht vergessen, dass die erfahrung "recht gehabt aber pech gehabt, lol was willst du machen" war

A pair of pigeons has made its home in the tree in our yard, and when one of them woke me at 6:52 am on a Saturday by screaming (technical term) right in front of my balcony door, I decided to do a little 5 minute craft project. Let's see if the pigeons like it.
on a green crafting mat, a sitting, attentive black cat with bright yellow eyes, made from black paper cut to shape and two circles of yellow paper, with pupils drawn in and some highlights and whiskers quickly drawn in white pencil. the tools used for creating it are also visible along the edges of the image frame - cutter, scissors, tape, pens. it's pretty cute!
what it looks like from the outside of my balcony door, taped to the lower edge from the inside, with a bit of my kitchen in the background, hopefully blurry enough to not catch shit for how i need to tidy up a little
a shot of the silhouette from behind, looking out over the yard, which itself is mostly represented by the yellow house on the other side, but a bit of the tree is visible to the left

kommt mit auf die Liste:

know your audience

Buch auch Du Liebe ..?

Weird hardware people, heads up! A true surprise in terms of running Doom:

The country of Belgium.

free product idea: candy bananas, but one in 50 is actually a clove of garlic

(dt.) Zwergenwerfen = (engl.) chuck Noris

dashcam-videos

war es der hier

i guess this is what you would call an unhinged jaw

mango-lassie

i have exactly two things in my home that are made from (mostly) plastic and shaped like a flower: a little solar-powered dancing blossom that i keep on the kitchen windowsill, and an egg timer. somehow, i have managed to behead both of these within the past week. is it a sign

the two aforementioned implements, still decapitated, on my workbench and ready to be fixed with super glue

bzw im ausgeloggten zustand so

geil, bei mir zeigt er so:

äppel wischen pro
screenshot aus einem onlineshop: großpackung allzweckreiniger mit apfelduft

watch out here come my posts

nich euer ernst

das war keine aufforderung

it reminds me of this old concept of mine, where a tiny creature had wings that would mimic a predator's head when unfolded

das aber mit tomaten

the quickest of sketches... i am so rusty

it's not all it's cracked up to be

using the ol' sitting cat curve for the clap volume

someone posted this pic in the chat today:

a hipster and a grandma recognize each other's game wearing the same coat

it's a great photo!

and I immediately thought, that looks like cologne! in fact that's what I posted in reply:

wayfinder — Yesterday at 4:26 PM<br>[geoguessr voice] that looks like cologne. nice


and the part of me that watched the geoguessr world championships and genuinely thought it was the most exciting sporting event I'd seen in years was like,

could it be? could I find it?


reader, https://maps.app.goo.gl/VXzW5snmgWRmpFPF6

there it is: my hunch was RIGHT! it WAS in cologne! I DID find it on street view! what a powerful feeling!

Lawful Evil calls itself Lawful Neutral ;)


<br>quoting source (reddit user oneirical):</p><p>Explanations (extremely subjective, not at all fact-based):</p><p>Lawful Good: I put Neutral Good here, as most characters who follow this alignment generally just strive to be wholesome and be a friendly presence to all. I feel like NG is the alignment most likely to show compassion and mercy for their enemies, and to be the closest thing resembling a sensible human being.</p><p>Neutral Good: True Neutral was placed in this spot for being an alignment that mostly promotes "doing what one thinks is right" and avoiding meaningless conflict. True Neutral characters are often excellent characters with a dualistic nature that makes them much more developed than the average villain or hero.</p><p>Chaotic Good: While difficult to pull off, a well executed Lawful Evil character will often be a very significant addition to any good story. Their villainous, intelligent schemes make room for a lot of surprising plot twists and put the protagonists in interesting moral dilemmas.</p><p>Lawful Neutral: Neutral Evil characters often just feel... basic. They will follow the stereotypical "Villain Checklist", and exist purely to be hated by the audience and defeated by the hero. This is not necessarily a bad thing; after all, bashing an evil-for-the-sake-of-evil BBEG is always satisfying.</p><p>True Neutral: Lawful Good is the "default" alignment. Many players' first character will be a Lawful Good, noble individual. Lawful Good protagonists often have very little flaws, and, similarly to the NE villain, exist purely to be loved by the audience and to defeat the antagonist. It's a traditional, successful trope that leaves the way open for deeper character development down the road.</p><p>Chaotic Neutral: Chaotic Good characters have an unhinged personality that somehow always manages to bring them to do the right thing. In stories, CG individuals can range from cheap comic relief to genuinely hilarious, memorable characters. They even have a subreddit dedicated to their unpredictable whims, r/chaoticgood.</p><p>Lawful Evil: The "righteous", no compromises, incapable of independent thought member of the party everyone seems to dislike. While I do believe there are ways to correctly create a Lawful Neutral character, it is extremely difficult to pull off, and will often result in a shallow, predictable protagonist/antagonist.</p><p>Neutral Evil: Chaotic Evil seems like that alignment one would pick if they simply wanted to ruin someone's campaign for the sake of being a jerk. They will violently hack and slash their way through any carefully designed narrative thread, and completely disrupt pacing.</p><p>Chaotic Evil: Chaotic Neutral is that alignment that makes me tremble in fear when I see it on a character sheet. Unlike the CE character, who will at least strive for something selfish like power or wealth, the CN individual commits chaos for the sake of chaos. They have no interest in the story, and are very likely to kill anything or anyone without remorse. It is the iconic "murderhobo" alignment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AlignmentCharts/comments/gd1ohv/alignment_chart_of_alignments_explanations_in/

kennich, waren aber schon da unpopulär

ein alter cartoon

allow me to deal you some psychic damage

wenn mir jemand sagt "bring your a game"

das muss wohl eine dieser man-in-the-middle-attacken sein von denen man immer wieder hört

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