Rockstar sein ist Sisyphusarbeit!!


Wtf trumpsprech bei netto


playing a bit of geoguessr
screenshot showing that i finished the daily challenge in 78th place out of 10,264 participants, which is in the top 0.75%


good name
terry pratchett with an orangutan


nicht, dass es mit dem alten Thunderbird-Save-Attachment-Icon verwechselt wird?
das Icon sieht auch aus wie Hitler!


...and to you as well, sign
hand-painted roadside sign saying "PERFECT PEACE"


gonna tell my grandkids this was skibidi toilet
scatman john, looking dapper


update: IMMER NOCH KEINE ERGEBNISSE?!?!?!?

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"Es wurden keine mit Ihrer Suchanfrage - "club mate" "web-brause" - übereinstimmenden Dokumente gefunden." Journalisten, auf geht's!


3:37 PM · Aug 14, 2012



it all works

friendica, win desktop web



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i just realized: is it called "dropping an album" because people can now pick it up?
4:05 PM · Aug 19, 2017


there you are!
map of a Kazhakh village called Kommunizm


the sow of iron

an iron pig statue, hastily and clumsily photoshopped on the eye of sauron from the lotr movies

sorry i had to get this one out of my system or it would have become an intrusive thought


so sieht der evtl aus der post wenn alles klappt


i only just noticed that that landcare south africa logo is a very peculiar way to draw the continent 🤲🍆
the aforementioned logo, two green hands cupping a whitespace simplified africa that looks like a big ol' droopy cock'n'balls with SA acting as the glans


saw this pop up briefly in geoguessr; south africa: what?
a sign advertising chevy chase land care, from google street view
a village called chevy chase on the map


i am beyond chuffed that khao kheow open zoo named their pygmy hippo babies after thai pork dishes.

this is moo daeng (roast red pork - delicious!)

an absolutely adorable baby pygmy hippo opening its mouth wide


(ital.) gondoliere = (dt.) Kammbootsholer 🧀
eine Reihe romantischer Gondeln im venezianischen Kanal. Am Bug haben die Boote kammartige Verzierungen


i'm fucked
the cast of taskmaster new zealand season, uh, 5 i think?


I'm at evoke, having a blast!
a watercolor painting of a graffiti style EVK 25 logo done in a three layer style: sky, flesh and grass, with fire on top and a thick black outline on wall-brown


I wonder whether the person who did the key visual for the article knows Vietnamese...
a translation of "Switzerland" into Vietnamese ("Thụy sĩ"), which uses almost exactly the letters inside the white cross of the Swiss flag superimposed on the image of a computer keyboard in the article illustration


Diagramm: Versuch der Rekonstruktion eines mittelalterlichen Teermeilers


Sorry, keine Literatur, nur eine Spielempfehlung: chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtath…

Ich mache gern mal Größe 600-900 neben einem Film o.ä. her

Ein soeben begonnenes Spiel mit 600 kreuz und quer miteinander durch Linien verknüpften Punkten, deren Verbindungen zu einem Zustand ohne Schneiden zu entwirren das Ziel ist


the ones i was fighting with when I wrote the post were these:

an opened bottle with a cap hanging on by visibly distressed, flimsy strands of plastic that look about ready to tear under any amount of stress

i'm holding up a different bottle and cap, one where the cap attachments have broken off at the cap end

with this type, most commonly, one or both of the connections will break the first time you tilt the cap into its "open" position.

and even if they don't break, they'll be flimsy enough and deformed enough that the ring slides around


don't like these always-attached bottle caps. when i pour, the cap slides down and the liquid starts to pour into the cap instead of where i am aiming; when i drink, the cap gets me in the chin or in the nose. and as a final fuck you, it takes a lot longer to find the right position to screw it back on than one that you had in your hand in the correct orientation while you were drinking or pouring
a sketch of the pouring problem
a sketch of the drinking issue


cw: a funny butt


lately, most videos on youtube from creators with more than like a thousand subscribers will have the first couple of comments be from spambots that say something like "your channel is so wholesome! this content is giving live 👏 i am excited to see what you'll talk about next!" and then it has just a full frame of butt as its profile picture.

but you know what, i don't mind! i just think of them as dorothy in one of my favorite pictures of all time:

a mural in some sort of wizard of oz theme park, with cutouts for people to put their heads in and get their photo taken as the gang, with three smiling wholesome family vacationers as the lion, the tin man, and the scarecrow, and then the dorothy face is just two ass cheeks


moin
screenshot von google translate: (dt.) Mond = (türk.) ay


das sehr spezielle ß von einem berliner straßenschild


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3:21 PM · Jul 30, 2009
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more #sexyfonts: Century Schoolgirl, Comic Glans, Erostile, FF Meat, Avant Hard, Rootis, Clarendong, Venir, Girl Sans & VAG Rounded

1:36 AM · Nov 2, 2009


honey, i'm home!
Map of a place in Mongolia called Mörön


Willkommen bei @Gabriel Yoran
 Schild mit der Aufschrift "expressive Osmose"


i just had the stupidest idea for impractical footwear, and i'm wondering if anything like that already exists:

the floatshoe

basically, a ring for your calf to sit in, possibly with a sort of funnel or straps to more evenly spread the weight, mounted on struts that connect to a "sole", so that your feet hang in the air freely as you walk

a very rough sketch of a person walking in these contraptions, and more detailed front and side views. none of the drawings make it look any more comfortable or practical than the description in the post, i'm afraid.


also den supergenialen einfall hatte ich auch nicht


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Game, Recke Gneis. Game.


hochqualitative berichterstattung bei der funke mediengruppe

👻

screenshot eines videos mit branding der funke mediengruppe, in dem ein tweet über einen wal zu sehen ist, der gerade einen taucher in den mund genommen hat. darunter ein untertitel, in dem "spuckt ihn dann wieder aus" als "spukt in dann wieder aus" geschrieben wird


every time someone posts a link to an article on yahoo, this is the full extent of the preview:

"Yahooist Teil der Yahoo Markenfamilie
www.yahoo.com"

Not even mentioning the two errors in just five words of headline, there's no actual preview of the content of the article...


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Wechselbert der Gefühle


They're doing some lampshading outside my place
 two brushes giving the street lamp outside my place a new coat of paint


i wonder how this emoji construction looks in other clients...
a screenshot of the post to which this is a reply: a scene of a golfer yeeting a person over a second place medal towards a big hole in the ground, rendered in windows emoji


Rip whoever died in this rest stop
a ramen and ice tea display mounted on what looks like a ghost bike