some jerk: no but like what's in your pants
guybrush threepwood: a ming vase, ghost tools, a red herring, an extra strong magnetic compass, a sword, the idol of many hands, stylish confetti, some pieces o' eight, a spyglass, root beer, the legendary lost treasure of mêlée island, gopher repellent, a staple remover, and a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle