ich hab noch mal das gerät gecheckt was du haben wolltest
der Telekom-ADSL-Splitter, den Gabi evtl. im Auge hatte??

hedging-bets.png
someone's social media post uses the creative spelling "succeeding at its' intended goal"

serviceperson hat meine verabschiedung interpretiert wie sie dachte. vielleicht vergessen, dass die erfahrung "recht gehabt aber pech gehabt, lol was willst du machen" war
chatverlauf: Ich: na denn: ebenso, und möge ihre nächste serviceerfahrung anderswo genausogut sein wie meine hier! Serviceperson: Vielen Dank. 😊

A pair of pigeons has made its home in the tree in our yard, and when one of them woke me at 6:52 am on a Saturday by screaming (technical term) right in front of my balcony door, I decided to do a little 5 minute craft project. Let's see if the pigeons like it.
on a green crafting mat, a sitting, attentive black cat with bright yellow eyes, made from black paper cut to shape and two circles of yellow paper, with pupils drawn in and some highlights and whiskers quickly drawn in white pencil. the tools used for creating it are also visible along the edges of the image frame - cutter, scissors, tape, pens. it's pretty cute!
what it looks like from the outside of my balcony door, taped to the lower edge from the inside, with a bit of my kitchen in the background, hopefully blurry enough to not catch shit for how i need to tidy up a little
a shot of the silhouette from behind, looking out over the yard, which itself is mostly represented by the yellow house on the other side, but a bit of the tree is visible to the left

kommt mit auf die Liste:
wayfinder @wayfu Salzburg Startup Scene: Flickrl Blendrl Grindrl 12:18 PM · Feb 12, 2019

know your audience
a small part of a map showing a mcdonald's, a tgi fridays, new mala hot pot, and an establishment called "modern toilet restaurant"

Buch auch Du Liebe ..?
eine Jutetasche des Buchhändlers Thalia, mit dem Deppenleerzeichen-Slogan "Buch Liebe" neben dem Logo, einer weiblichen Silhouette, die dabei ist, den Querstrich des Ts in Thalia zu ...naja sagen mir mal musenhaft (Thalia!) zu küssen. Die auf die Tasche gedruckte Grafik mit zwei ausladenden Rundungen suggeriert außerdem ein Dekolleté oder vielleicht sogar einen nackten Popo!

Weird hardware people, heads up! A true surprise in terms of running Doom:

The country of Belgium.

Belgian 400m indoor world champion Alexander Doom

free product idea: candy bananas, but one in 50 is actually a clove of garlic
close-up of some marshmallow bananas that look suspiciously like someone already acted on my idea

(dt.) Zwergenwerfen = (engl.) chuck Noris
Nori (a dwarf from the Hobbit), played by Jed Brophy, giving a double thumbs-up

dashcam-videos
that diagram of where the bullet holes were in the planes that did return from missions

war es der hier
neonschild eines berliner kleinladens namens "Mein Hoffi"

i guess this is what you would call an unhinged jaw
the stupid punisher logo that nazis like so much, but the teeth are replaced with the four stripes of the black flag logo

mango-lassie
collie + mango

i have exactly two things in my home that are made from (mostly) plastic and shaped like a flower: a little solar-powered dancing blossom that i keep on the kitchen windowsill, and an egg timer. somehow, i have managed to behead both of these within the past week. is it a sign

the two aforementioned implements, still decapitated, on my workbench and ready to be fixed with super glue

Tweet wayfinder @wayfu (engl.) orange jelly sandwich = (dt.) gelbrot 3:04 AM · Oct 7, 2019

bzw im ausgeloggten zustand so

geil, bei mir zeigt er so:

äppel wischen pro
screenshot aus einem onlineshop: großpackung allzweckreiniger mit apfelduft
screenshot aus einem onlineshop: großpackung allzweckreiniger mit apfelduft

watch out here come my posts
presented on a wooden easel lying on the carpeted floor, alongside a watercolor set and a few brushes, a painting of a haunted fleshy pig-sheep creature with a disturbingly goblinlike face, bleating in horror while standing on brown dirt inside a room with a window looking out on a blue sky and indistinct landscape, as well as a picture of what appear to be two similar creatures' heads in an oval frame, partly wreathed in brown weeds, hanging on the sickly yellow-green wall.

nich euer ernst
werbeschild an einer brücke, aufschrift: "Ihr Rewe Markt Oleg Scheißer"

das war keine aufforderung
Aussschnitt einer Voltax-Packung mit der Aufschrift "Voltax / Gehirn — Nerven"

it reminds me of this old concept of mine, where a tiny creature had wings that would mimic a predator's head when unfolded
a pencil drawing of a plump little fairy-like critter with wings that together with the body coloration kinda-sorta make it look like a cat's face from the front

das aber mit tomaten
so ein klackerbürospielzeug mit kugeln, ihr kennt es

the quickest of sketches... i am so rusty
comic style sketch of a winged figure recoiling from an energy exploding from the earth

it's not all it's cracked up to be
screenshot of when I went to wikipedia and crossed out one of the types of buckets in the Bucket article

using the ol' sitting cat curve for the clap volume
screenshot from ableton live showing a surprisingly smooth envelope that looks a lot like a sitting cat, the area below it filled in blue

someone posted this pic in the chat today:

a hipster and a grandma recognize each other's game wearing the same coat

it's a great photo!

and I immediately thought, that looks like cologne! in fact that's what I posted in reply:

wayfinder — Yesterday at 4:26 PM<br>[geoguessr voice] that looks like cologne. nice


and the part of me that watched the geoguessr world championships and genuinely thought it was the most exciting sporting event I'd seen in years was like,

could it be? could I find it?


reader, maps.app.goo.gl/VXzW5snmgWRmpF…

there it is: my hunch was RIGHT! it WAS in cologne! I DID find it on street view! what a powerful feeling!

alex from a clockwork orange glowering, with the text "a bit of the old", text continues below "ultraviolets" over a pic of alex being educated with his eyes forced open, screaming in pain, hue-adjusted to look like he's bathed in UV-C radiance like an nft bro

kennich, waren aber schon da unpopulär

the iconic ufo poster from fox mulder's office, except instead of a flying saucer there's a foliage-mimicking insect and the text at the bottom says "i want to be leaf"

ein alter cartoon
erwin, ein marienkäfer, wurde soeben von einem basketball platt auf den bauch verflacht, sein freund bzw coach (auch ein marienkäfer) sagt: "kontrolle, erwin! es dreht sich alles um kontrolle!

allow me to deal you some psychic damage
"What is a food you could eat everyday?" "I wanted things to turnout differently" "Onto the next challenge!" "I'm ready to takeover" "we're going to crackdown on it" "checkout my music!" "all his profits have to goto them" "you're not doing anymore than the others" "i don't want to hangout" "she didn't want to breakup" "by now it's apart of me!" "you're my bestfriend" "but I know it won't workout" "we don't have space for anymore toys" "if you could shutdown one restaurant” "anytime I do this it hurts" "... or they maybe wrong" "I've setup everything" "after you breakdown the pricing" "i didn't lookup the games"

Tweet wayfinder @wayfu Warum heißt es Stufenrakete und nicht Raumschiff End'-Abreiß 7:21 PM · Sep 1, 2022

wenn mir jemand sagt "bring your a game"
ein mann mit einer bartagame auf dem arm

das muss wohl eine dieser man-in-the-middle-attacken sein von denen man immer wieder hört
Screenshot einer Headline der Berliner Morgenpost: Berlin: Heftige Auseinandersetzung: Mann in Mitte niedergestochen

there has GOT to be a different way to market this pet food
Three piles of wet shredded boiled meat that while lovingly arranged, tastefully framed by fresh produce and quaint glass bottles and expertly photographed look like big heaps of chunky vomit, with the names of the three products below: Barfcomplete "Bio", Barfcomplete "Special", Barfcomplete "Kitty".

die überraschung wenn die keilschrift gar nicht oval ist

i painted a thing